is categorically, absolutely shit-faced!! :(( :)) xx

just met a man who went 2 the Dr complaining, "When I bend over, a horrible noise comes out!" The Dr asked the man 2 show him, so he did, & his butt cheeks sang, "Good old Collingwood forever"! "No need 2 worry", said the Dr, "plenty of a$$hole$ sing that!" :P

urgently needs scanpst.exe - any suggestions? :)

is in Stawell 4 the evenin' :))

is off to $14 steak night @ the GV Hotel from 630pm - every1 welcome! :)))

was Wong! :@

squeals like a bitch, "Gooo Deeeeees!" :D

& Chris r havin' breaky in Richmond b4 shopping/lunch in Melb CBD (wanna come?), followed by Demons vs. Swans @ MCG :))

& Chris enjoyed dinner with the family - now they're on their way to "The Peel" (if it's not too early!?)

feels like hugging the pot plants @ Southland - the poor things r screaming out 4 love & attention! :((

& Chris r on their way 2 Southbank 4 brunch with friends :)) *thumbs up*

is adding "Value Plus" to Fishers IGA Tatura/Mooroopna/Kyabram today - "go the extra inch" to satisfy our customers :)) Share the love! :))

is "all you can eat"-ing @ Pizza Hut - making it great! :D Nom nom nom! :P

is working in Stawell 2day/2moro :))

is on radio soon - listen live @ www.abc.net.au/goulburnmurray/ or 97.7FM in the Shepparton area :))

makes a mental note: do not spray on cologne while yawning - you'll still b able 2 taste it hours later, woops! :D

will b on the radio after 9am chatting about 'Australian Story' on ABC1 last nite (& other such things) @ www.abc.net.au/goulburnmurray/ - pls listen live :))

saw 1 of the best segments on TV last night that he's EVER seen! Find 25 minutes in ur day & watch this pls - www.abc.net.au/austory/

is on the road 2 Fishers IGA (Miners Rest) & it's only 1 degree - a crisp start 2 the day! :D

is @ Shepparton's "Relay 4 Life" Launch @ Princess Park Club Rooms - come on down! :D

is off 2 the cinema 2 c "Twilight" :))

enjoyed lunch @ the Ky Fauna Park & is heading out 2 dinner soon in Tongala :))

might go 2 the MCG on Sun 25 July 2 c Melbourne Demons vs. Sydney Swans :D
Go Deeeeees! :P

is home from hospital (after a colonoscopy/gastroscopy) & thanks everyone
for their love & support :) xx

is in hostipal :D

wonders if any1's free @ 5.30pm 2day in Shepparton 2 do me a favour pls? :)

is so grateful & lucky - arrived home last night 2 roast lamb/potatoes with
carrots/peas/broccoli plus chocolate mousse 4 dessert, yum (thanks, Chris
xx)

offers this link, in case you missed it last night -
www.abc.net.au/news/video/2010/07/09/2949812.htm

didn't sound too shabby on the radio just now :D Next, Stateline on ABC1 @ 7.30pm tonight (Fri) - catch my interview on TV :)))

is on the 'wireless' between 7-7.30pm :D Pls stream @ www.2ser.com/stream :))

reminds u not to forget... :D Stateline on ABC1 @ 7.30pm tonight (Fri) - catch my interview on TV :)))

This morning (Day 3) WayOut took the Christian Brethren to the Victorian Civil Administrative Tribunal over a discrimination case. Follow the hearing on Twitter @wayoutvictoria Please pass this on - they need your support :)

suggests, "Check out 2SER 2nite between 7-7.30pm for my radio interview about WayOut vs. CYC Ltd - stream it @ http://ping.fm/Zjqb4" :))

is headed for home (where his heart is <3) :) xx

is gonna b on TV 2moro nite (Stateline on ABC1 @ 7.30pm) ... I hope they got
my good side! :D

is enjoying his regular SA meal of medium-rare scotch fillet with mushroom sauce + chips & veg + sweet white wine = yummy (but wishes Chris was 'ere) xxx

is in Mt. Gambier (SA), FYI :D

sings, "This is the air I breathe, Your holy presence living in me. This is my daily bread, Your very word spoken to me. And I, I'm desperate for You, And I, I'm lost without You" :)

sings, "I’m Happy, I’m Carefree, I’m Gay, I was born this way!" :)))

asks u to pls follow @WayOutVictoria on Twitter - show ur support (WayOut vs. Christian Brethren @ VCAT)

This morning WayOut takes the Christian Brethren to the Victorian Civil Administrative Tribunal over a discrimination case. Follow the hearing on Twitter @wayoutvictoria Please pass this on - they need your support :)

is on the road 2 Hamilton (& poor Chris is home sick - get well soon, honey bee xxx) :)))

is off to $13 pasta night @ the GV Hotel (6pm) b4 PFLAG Greater Shepparton meeting (7.30pm) - every1 welcome! :)))

thinks shorts & a tee may not have been the best choice 2day 4 Shepparton's 6 degree temp. :|

is watching "United States of Tara - Season 2" :)))

is now baking gluten free chocolate muffins (yum!) for tomorrow night's
PFLAG Greater Shepparton meeting - everyone welcome! :)

is cooking herb & garlic beef saussiches alongside paprika & onion roast
potatoes with honey carrots & peas :D

smiles, "Two separate Dads in the change-rooms with gorgeous, giggling (water) babies ... where do I get me one of them?" :D

thinks a 1,000m swim might be on the cards @ 4.00pm :)

just got voicemail, "Hey man its me Kevin Rudd. Remember that $900 I lent u last year? Yeah I lost my job uh... Gonna need that back ey!" :P

is returning to Shepparton (from Mildura) via Kerang :)