Hoping everyone has a special midnight celebration 2 welcome in 2012! :)) Make time 4 ur loved ones & those less fortunate in the new year x

Please don't steal any more plants from our garden 2nite, losers! :(

Happy new year 2 all from the middle of the bridge on the Yarra River in the City of Melbourne - let the fireworks begin! May 2012 ROCK 4 u!

What kind of LOSER steals a plant out of our front garden while we're away camping? :(

Glen20 & Phantom (of the Opera)@home with overflowing food/water bowls; Liza Minnelli, Elizabeth Taylor & us on our way 4 camping 2 nites :)

Cris & I r going camping 2moro 4 a couple of days - we live in Shepp. & want 2 travel about an hour out of town ... suggestions? :)

"People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, you know exactly what to do."

Okay, that bag of triple berry yogurt covered mini rice cakes tasted better that I expected - 4 serves per bag became 1 serve! :P

Watching "Quarantine 2" :|

(Still) Eating leftovers... :D

Watching "Adele - Live at The Royal Albert Hall" :) OMG, she said the 'F' word within 30 sec. of addressing the crowd! Down 2 earth much? :D

Simple things like walking on lush green grass & admiring the gorgeous Agapanthus in bloom (in unison) across Vic last week made me smile :)

"Too much Marsh...not enough mallow!" :))

Walking the dogs by the river :) Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh, Kookaburra, gay your life must be :)

:/ Hmmm...tinsel on the rear of the cop car in Nagambie!? "You're under arrest 4 drink-driving...but merry Christmas!! & watch your head" :D

23 deposits paid by those joining our 4-day luxury coach trip 2 Syd Mardi Gras Parade (2-5 March); prices start $490pp! Still room 4 YOU! :)

Wishing each & every 1 of u reading this a very merry Christmas & a safe, prosperous, healthy, happy new year filled with much love & joy! x

Hmmmm...I wonder how successful a business calling themselves "Freakon" is going 2 be 2 attract ppl!? :| LOL! http://tinyurl.com/3jnmzgq/3407

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoscato going down like a treat! :D

On Rainbow Radio now - listen live @ http://bit.ly/ttDPbM :)

Rather excited I don't have to work again until 2012! :) Woohoo! :) Off 2 Thai Orchid 4 dinner, yum! :) Merry Christmas all! :) x

I've been told 2 add this to my Christmas 'wishlist' (http://bit.ly/vOE9QI) ... but I'm not so sure I should!? :)

Gluten-free crepes with golden syrup for (very late) brunch, yummy! :) Topped off with freshly brewed coffee - divine! :)

Christmas tree & decorations are up! :) ...and the whole house now sparkles, like all of my special friends in the world :) xx

Gluten-free chocolate brownies cooking in the oven, nom nom nom! :)))

Seriously!? 32 bits of junk mail in our letter box in ONE DAY!? WTF?! :/ Clearly, it's less than 18 days 'til Christmas! :|

Listen 2 ABC Goulburn Murray (97.7FM) @ 9.00am sharp - same sex marriage chat with Ro & Kaye :)

Listen 2 ABC Goulburn Murray (97.7FM) @ 9.00am sharp 2moro morning - same sex marriage chat with Ro & Kaye :)

Just got my 2012 Staying Negative Calendar - woohoo! :) http://bit.ly/w54GOt Want 1? Grab ur copy from me NOW! :)

So, the top 5 areas in Vic. identified as most at risk of burglary are: 1. Ardeer, 2. Footscray, 3. Parkville, 4. Wyndham Vale/Mambourin/Mount Cottrell, 5. Braybrook :(

Ok, so now that we have solar panels I'm LOVING getting our electricity bill (WAS $200.00DR per month, NOW $70.00CR per month!)

I do love "Kylie" & I am soooo guilty of sitting in my lounge room applauding at the TV! :D

Free 2moro in Shep 9-5? Pls come 2 the Marketplace & help me sell AIDS ribbons - msg me ur available times :) Thanks :)

Chatting on ABC Radio re: AIDS Awareness Week :)

OMG, Dolly Parton in 6 hrs 45 mins time, woohoo! :D

Hmmmm...pls sign/share petition @ http://bit.ly/pLVLVN :) Sum1 on Twitter (re: Cris & I getting married) said, "get up & get a life. The day u can naturally conceive is the day u get my signature" :/

I'm not sure who left their "I Caught Crabs at Tweed Endeavour Cruises" stubby holder at our house ... but I do know it ISN'T mine! :P LOL!

A very yummy chicken/mushroom risotto dinner (b4 orange/almond muffins with orange syrup 4 dessert) & $1,000 worth of sales later = a good night had by all! :)

Wow, I thought it was only $11,000 we raised for the Cancer Council's "Relay for Life" event last month...but the grand total is actually $13,100...woohoo! :)

After the GayDads surrogacy forum yesterday, I need 2 go 2 the bank 2moro & apply for a $80,000 loan, "Home additions: non-structural", lol :D

Ok, so I think the iPhone software update made a change I'm not happy with! Any1 else unable 2 press on '101' in a Voicemail alert message? :/

Relay for Life this w/e! I've raised $240 & still need $760 to reach my $1000 goal for the Cancer Council! Pls donate @ http://bit.ly/ptacYR

2 weeks until our "Relay 4 Life" event | Please support our Cancer Council fundraiser http://bit.ly/ptacYR Make a tax deductible donation :)

WHY, when I sync my iPhone, do 3 contacts duplicate 100s of times in Outlook & create new contact folders (ModGrp75a8._ModGrp1a6a.Media)? :(

Hmmmm...might have 2 cancel 2nite's FREE BBQ & Linen party @ our house - ppl r dropping off like flies! :/ Any last minute takers? :)

Sad that the old man who walked past me on the street @ 10pm gestured 2wards me with a STICK (in case I was thinking of attacking him!?) :|

Yay ... just saw myself on the ABC news getting "married" :P LOL! :S :( Grrrrrr... :/ :)

Ok, so after my Tupperware party last week I need 1 more generous person 2 pls host a party (so I get my free gifts) :D lol - any takers? :)

Eyes...so...itchy :( Nose...so...shniffly :( POQAQ, hayfever!! :((

"UrMind canFocus onFear,worry,problems,negativity or despair.Or it can focus on confidence,opportunity,solutions,optimism&success.U decide."

Every1's welcome next Fri nite @ our house 4 a FREE BBQ (as long as u hang around 4 the Tupperware Party 2 follow) :P http://on.fb.me/qgUQ4m

Been on hold for over 90 mins to Salmat Interactive 2 get them 2 do what they said they'd do over a month ago (b4 they charged another $25)!

We've got boxes of "Cadbury Fundraiser" Giant Freddo/Caramello Koala/Twin Strawberry Freddo/Boost/TimeOut for $1ea - pls sell a box 4 us? :)

Ewwwwwwwwwww...waiter, there's a bug in my salad! :/

Disappointed/Unhappy about @ least 3 instances on this evening's "The Sex Education Show" where noninclusive/heterocentric things were said!

Looking forward to the first meeting tonight (@ Primary Care Connect) to discuss Shepparton's first GLBTIA festival for 13/14 Jan 2011!! :))

On my way 2 present 506 signatures to MP Sharman Stone re: same-sex marriage - thanks, everyone, for your support on this important issue :)

Off to $15 steak night @ the GV Hotel (223 High St) from 6.30pm - 8.30pm ($14 for GV Hotel members) | Everyone welcome - please join us!! :)

"Because the numerical majority is in the one place, it doesn't mean they are in the right place!" :)

$1,600.00+ more raised 4 the Cancer Council 2day, so tired, but so worth it - bed b4 midnight first time since 1943! :P Nite, all :)

Come down 2 the Wesley Hall 2day in Maude St, Shepparton (10.30am-3.30pm) & "shop 'til you drop" @ our Party Plan Shopping Spree fundraiser!

Wow, I'm trying out & loving Facebook Adverts = 1,292 people have 'seen' the ad on their screen for Smurfs (3D) Cancer fundraiser = FREE! :)

If u love Peter Brock you're DEFINITELY gonna wanna grab some tix in this raffle ($5ea) @ http://bit.ly/pb1eo8 - pls msg me now 4 tix! :))))

Nom nom nom @ the $1,200.00 worth of chocolates/lollies sitting in the back of my car 4 this Saturday's "Party Plan Shopping Spree" event :D

Thanks, Mr. Police Man, 4 phoning me just now 2 advise my "careless driving" charge (when I slid in2 a tree on wet roads) has been 'overturned', woohoo! :))

If anyone knows the 'Adore Me' jewellery lady from down Benalla way, pls let me know her details (or ask her 2 call me on 0437 134 625). Ta.

Made it thru the 40Hr Famine (no food/Facebook/fone for 40Hrs) & raised $600 for World Vision - yay!! Thanks, everyone, 4 ur support!! :) xo

Signing off NOW folks, for 40Hrs - doing the 40Hr famine @ http://40hf.com/damo - pls sponsor me! :) No Food/Facebook/Fone 'til 1030am Sun!

540 VERY good rea$on$ given 2 me $o far 2 $tarve my$elf $illy, give up Facebook & to$$ away my fone -- pls sponsor me @ http://40hf.com/damo

OMG, I start the 40Hr Famine (from Food, Facebook & my Fone) in less than 2hrs time - I'd best eat, post & call as much as I can b4 6.30pm!!

Free 2moro nite between 7-10pm & able 2 'supervise' a bunch of kids @ a Blue Light Disco in Mooroopna pls 2 help raise funds for Relay4Life?

Depositing $2,300 into the bank 2moro 4 our "Relay 4 Life" fundraising efforts (well done all!) Might keep it under my pillow tonight lol :D

Okay, so I'm $10 away from reaching the half-way mark towards my $500 goal for this w/e'

My 84yr old grandmother's a wee bit adorable...she cut out the "Proud Penny (Wong) to be a mum" article 4 me from Wednesday's Herald Sun! :D

"There truly are places within the heart u don't even know exist until you love a child" :) xo

That'd b right...24hrs after the new TV comes home, the data projector starts working - I KNEW that would happen, lol :| :S :D

"3 words that will save our economy: gay bridal registry" :D

"Julia, I'm a homo & I vote!"

"The SDA Union (who's never actually surveyed their members, most who are hair stylists & shop assistants) says 'no' to gay marriage" :|

"Who do you think made your wedding dress?" :D

"If Jesus had 2 Dads, why can't I?"

'Lucky Adam & Eve were white...if they were black they would have said, "Stuff the apple!" & eaten the snake! Then, none of us would be here!' LOL!

Off 2 the Equal Love Rally & Mid-winter Vows in Melbourne 2day - join us @ the State Library of Vic. & rally 4 Equal Marriage rights! Say, "No to homophobia! No to Discrimination!"

Somehow I've come across a postcard 4 "Blair Athol Estate" - it was in my pigeon hole @ work...not sure how it got there! Any1 heard of BAE?

A trip 2 Echuca & $900 later, Chris(tina) Todd(arina) has a new TV, Greek 4 dinner @ Nik's Tavern & a visit 2 the cinema ... & (s)he's happy :D

"...to be conceived from...an untampered-with ovum from one, identified, living, adult woman and an untampered-with sperm from one, identified, living adult man...is the most fundamental human right of all." (Weekend Australian 24/7/2011) What a load of BULLSHIT (in my opinion)! :/

"Societal attitudes have changed organically in support of same-sex couples. And this is likely to continue." (Weekend Australian 24/7/2011)

Time 4 a new projector I think :( It's been 1 week & it's still without power (no TV during Chris' week-long holiday is driving him insane!)

Turkish Delight is going down well with ma coffee 2nite, mmmm :)

Announcing the arrival of a baby girl, Aylah Lillian Maree Stratford, born 20:07 Wed 10 Aug 2011 :) Congrats 2 Jessie, Matt & little Baylen.

Hmmmmm...my MP won't meet with me now until 31 August, grrrr...I'll be talking MARRIAGE EQUALITY! Might mention the price on carbon too! :))

Hmmm...there were meant to be '7' serves in that 175g block of Cadbury Bubbles Milk Chocolate (Mint)? Looks like I ate 6 serves too many! :P

Did u know that 19% of US smartphone users have dropped their phone in the toilet? He he he - poo, what a shame! :D What a pisser! :P LOL!

OMG, only 8 days 'til I forgo Food, Facebook & my Fone4the 40Hr Famine! Pls help me raise $280 more4the starving kids @ http://40hf.com/damo

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, Cadbury Dairy Milk Bubbly (mint) goin' down well with ma coffee :D

Looking back at the advice I've given some friends over the years, I just found "Keep ur heart on ur sleeve, but put a condom on it, lol :P"

Okay, so conversations commenced 2day re: Greater Shepparton's commitment to a GLBTIQA-festival come 13/14 Jan 2012! What do YOU wanna see?

Okay, so Question 5 is a 'social question': therefore we're "de facto relationship" :))

Although Question 5 is a 'social question' & we put "de facto relationship", I wouldn't ever "socially" use that term (but nor would I use "husband" or "wife" - I'd use "partner"!) So, "de facto" is it! :/

Question 6 is one of "law": that means we've "never married" (boohoo!) :(

:( Well, my local MP said she'll meet with me, but not b4 Aug 29...that's 5 days AFTER she reports back to Parliament re: same-sex marriage!

"Social Marital Status (MDCP) | Social marital status is the relationship status of an individual in terms of whether she or he forms a couple relationship with another person living in the same usual residence, and the nature of that relationship. A marriage exists when two people live together as husband and wife, or partners, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE MARRIAGE IS FORMALISED THROUGH REGISTRATION. Individuals are, therefore, regarded as married if they are in a de facto marriage, or if they are living with the person to whom they are registered as married."

"Same Sex Couple Indicator (SSCF) | This variable is new for the 2011 Census Dictionary. It indicates whether or not a family are a same-sex couple."

"Relationship as Reported for Couples (RLCP) | This variable is new for the 2011 Census Dictionary. It shows the number of people who reported their relationship as 'Husband or wife' (regardless of whether they are a same-sex or opposite-sex couple). Data is available on request."

Pls do NOT write "Jedi" as ur religion in the Census - this will make ur response invalid & lower the no. of "Non Religious" in Aus. If u r not religious (or r a lapsed Catholic) DO NOT tick religious or write Jedi. Simply put non-religious. This will show the Govt they do not need 2 pander 2 the religious anti-gay groups as in reality they are a minority...

Almost time 2 pour myself my last cup of ambition before I yawn & stretch & try 2 go 2 sleep! :D

Thanks, Heather Ballard, 4 buying 4 tix @ $5ea in the "Relay for Life" raffle (Peter Brock signed/framed print) = $20 total! I hope you win!

Thanks, Brett Lewis, 4 ur donation 2 my 40Hr Famine fundraising cause (no food/facebook/fone for 40hrs)! Pls donate@ http://40hf.com/damo :)

In preparation for 23 Nov 2011 I purchased Dolly Parton's "The Gospel Collection" & "The Essential Dolly Parton [Disc 1/2/3]" 2day! :D Woop!

My print spooler has stopped auto-loading :( Why? :/ Any1 know how 2 fix it please? :)

Bite-size Cadbury 'dream' in my cup of coffee instead of sugar, nom nom nom :D

Thanks, Duncan, 4 ur donation 2 my 40Hr Famine fundraising cause (no food, facebook or fone for 40hrs)! Pls donate@ http://40hf.com/damo :))

Live in-or-near Shepparton (Victoria, Australia)? Please join this FB group http://on.fb.me/r7vdgu & show your support for marriage equality

In the last 48hrs I have sneezed 18 times! I think Spring has sprung a month early! :/ :( *sniffle*

I just rang my MP to organise a time meet with her, face to face, to discuss Marriage Equality - u can do the same @ http://bit.ly/qgRUJt :)

Keen 2 play mixed netball of a Wed nite in Shep @ 8pm? The team needs 1 more player! Pls call Kyleigh @ the Shep Sports Stadium on 5832 9481

Just purchased my first song ever on iTunes (Adele - Someone Like You) ... I'm a bit behind the eight ball, I know! :D

Off 2 the GVHotel 4 dinner (after work) b4 attending PFLAG Greater Shepparton's "2nd birthday" meeting, woohoo! ALL welcome! FREE SUPPER! :)

Thanx, Brad & Matt, 4 ur donation 2 my 40Hr Famine fundraising cause (no food, facebook or fone for 40hrs)! Pls donate@ http://40hf.com/damo

Thanx, Angelo, 4 ur $100 donation 2 my 40Hr Famine fundraising cause (no food, facebook or fone for 40hrs)! Pls donate@ http://40hf.com/damo

"Our gay sons and lesbian daughters pay their taxes and are expected to contribute equally to society the same as anyone else," Argent said.

I'm SURE *foil rustles* there was *snap* more TOBLERONE *chomp* than that *chew* a few *mmmm* minutes ago! :D :P

I'm giving up Food, Facebook & my Fone for 40hrs! Please sponsor me in the 40 Hour Famine @ www.40hf.com/damo & raise money 4 starving kids!

Damien: "Bye, Baylen, see you soon." Baylen: *waves* "Bee ya boon" :D xx

Well, I must say, I like the new Woolies ad on TV that shows a vast variety of customers, inc. a drag queen...twice! *thumbs up* "That's MY Woolies!" :))

On Lygon St...where's the best place 2 get yummy gluten-free food, pls, folks? :))

Can some1 pls recommend software 2 extract video via USB from my Hitachi DZ-HS500SW video camera? :/

Pls add DiversityProjectShepparton on FB & show ur support 4 the important work they're doin' :) www.facebook.com/diversityprojectshepparton

Weekly "Rural Round-up" on JOY94.9 in a few minutes @ www.joy.org.au/listenlive "starring" moi! :D ...me thinks! :)

100g of organic white chocolate...down the hatch! :D

We just added Transformers2/HP7a/X-MenOrigins:Wolverine/Twilight3 to our DVD collection @ www.invelos.com/dvdcollection.aspx/damienstevens

Harry Potter!! :))

Ok, so you've hacked my SMSPup account, my damienstevens.com website, spammed my friends & taken my identity...what's next? :( U'll get urs!

Ok, so you'

2nite @WeeknightsGV fed me&asked4my opinion;I told 'em(among other fings)2represent the'BEST of us'!Follow'em@ www.facebook.com/weeknightsgv

We want YOU for a photo-shoot this arvo @ 5.30pm in Shepparton! More info @ www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=202079509843218 - pls join us! :)

LOL @ City of Greater Shepp. Council telling me I can only register Glen20 is 1 person's name (mine), NOT 2 (Chris & I) 'cos of r/ships breaking down too often! :/

FINAL BOARDING CALL: Under 21? Wanna attend Minus18's 13th b/day(Get Your Mask On!)? Meet us@2pm@UCCE(136 Maude St, Shep); bus returns 12am!

LIVE on JOY94.9 NOW! :) Listen online @ http://ping.fm/TgM4V

Under 21? Wanna attend Minus18's 13th birthday party (Get Your Mask On!) 2moro? Meet us @ 2pm @ UCCE (136 Maude St, Shep); bus returns 12am!

Okay, so ... Chris & I have this "Doctor, Nurses or Patient" fancy-dress birthday party this Friday night ... what should we wear? :)

"Anxiety does not empty tomorrow of its sorrow, but only empties today of its strength." ~ Charles Spurgeon :)

If anyone knows how to extract 'music' from a YouTube video (& would/could do it for me 2day, please), I would greatly appreciate it?! :))))

Live in-or-near Shep? Wanna c "Captain America: The 1st Avenger" on Thu 28/7 AND help us raise $$ 4 Cancer? Join us @ http://on.fb.me/izqCRC

"For a while I looked outside to see what I could make the world give me, instead of looking inside to see what was there." Bell Livingstine

Any1 recommend Hervey Bay (QLD) 4 a week-long holiday? What r the attractions? :)

Live in Shep? Fancy a night out 4 a good cause? Pls join us 2moro nite 4 Transformers 3 (3D), Relay4Life fundraiser @ http://on.fb.me/kupyix

LOL @ Glen20 hiding in the washing machine with the dirty clothes 2 keep warm! :D

OMG, I just paid $5 (amazingly enough, wow!) 2 change a watch battery, but the 'other' place wanted 2 charge me $29.95! Amazing difference!!

Any1 have sum size 13 heels I can borrow pls? LOL! They're not 4 me, they're 4 a friend...I promise! :P

LOL @ me being asked to wear my "technicolour dreamcoat (aka 'dressing gown')" for tonight's Relay for Life launch (http://bit.ly/lUKY4S) :D

Pls check out these young people's programs & make a tax deductible donation today to support the work UCCE does @ http://bit.ly/iqY8Wo :)

Live in-or-near Shepparton & keen 2 support the Cancer Council? Join us 2moro nite 4 the "Relay4Life" launch = EVERYONE welcome (FREE food!)

Where there's a will, there's a way! 10 x tix 2 Dolly Parton on Wed 23 Nov 2011 @ 8:00PM purchased, thanks 2 my honey-bee, Christopher :) xx

Ok, so who has a Visa credit card with $1,700.00 worth of space & a My Ticketek login that I can borrow right now pls? Seriously...!

Free 2nite @ 8pm? Got a spare $150? Wanna c KYLIE in Melb? 1 spare ticket available... :)

KYLIE = tomorrow = YAY!! :)))

Apple TV | To buy or not to buy - that is the question!? :/

Our MS Walk&FunRun team raised $430! We need $70 more 2 reach our $500 goal! :) Pls support ppl living with MS @ http://bit.ly/kVvgY5 :) Ta!

Thanks,every1 4 ur support yesterday-we walked 10km in the MSWalk&FunRun&I raised $420 with ur help! Still time2donate@ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei

We r MS Walking NOW! Pls show ur support 4 ppl living with Multiple Sclerosis (especially my Mum) - donate now @ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei :) Thank you! xx

I need $110 by 10.30am this morn - pls sponsor me (tax deductible) in the MS Walk & Fun Run (10km), Sun 5 Jun :) http://bit.ly/izo7Ei :) Thank you! xx

I need $110 by 10.30am 2moro morn - pls sponsor me (tax deductible) in the MS Walk & Fun Run (10km), Sun 5 Jun :) http://bit.ly/izo7Ei :) Thank you!

I need $110 by 10.30am 2moro morn - pls sponsor me (tax deductible) in the MS Walk & Fun Run (10km), Sun 5 Jun :) http://bit.ly/izo7Ei :) Thank you!

I need $110 by 10.30am 2moro morn - pls sponsor me (tax deductible) in the MS Walk & Fun Run (10km), Sun 5 Jun :) http://bit.ly/izo7Ei :) Thank you!

I'm doing the MS Walk & Fun Run this Sun 5 Jun; raised $385 so far; need $115 more = pls donate@ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei to help me reach $500!

I'm doing the MS Walk & Fun Run this Sun 5 Jun; raised $385 so far; need $115 more = pls donate@ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei to help me reach $500!

Thanx, 'John', 4 ur very generous $250 donation | I'm doing the MSWalk&FunRun this w/e, aiming2raise $500! Pls donate @ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei

Thanks, every1, for ur support this evening - we raised over $1,200.00 in 1 night for the "Relay for Life" Cancer cause - well done! :)) xx

Thanks, every1, for ur support this evening - we raised over $1,200.00 in one night 4 the "Relay for Life" Cancer cause - well done! :)) xx

We have 31 tix left ONLY@$20ea for 2nite's "Relay4Life" fundraiser! Join us@Village Cinema Shepparton for "The Hangover 2" @7pm (0418511562)

Thanks, Gavin Marshall (Labor Senator for Victoria), for your reply email re: marriage equality, "I will be advocating for a change" :))))))

I'm walking4people living withMS on Sun5Jun&my aim is2raise$500! I still need$415...pls make a tax-deductible donation@ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei

I'm on Rainbow Airwaves (radio) NOW - listen LIVE @ www.bendigosbestsportfm.com :)

Miss the 7.30 Report? See Steve&his HIV4Hope cycling team@ www.abc.net.au/iview/#/view/769203 (press play, fast forward to 24 min 30 sec) :)

12 x 2kW solar panels installed on our roof today = the house feels very heavy all of a sudden! :P

Today, we went "solar-powered"! :))

Today, we went "solar-powered"! :))

I missed seeing ME on WIN News last nite, but I'll b watching the 7.30 Report 2nite on ABC TV = our HIV+ cycling friend, Steve, will b on :)

'I won't sign ur petition, but I will say this, "I'd rather come across a homosexual than a policeman in a dark alley-way".' LOL! WTF? :S

Pls sign our petition @ www.change.org/petitions/greater-shepparton-please-show-your-support-for-same-sex-marriage if ur in-or-near Shepp :)

After placing my order with the zombie @ KFC, she says, "Anything else?" I said, "A smile?" She didn't look impressed! :|

After placing my order with the zombie @ KFC, she says, "Anything else?" I said, "A smile?" She didn't look impressed! :|

Please join me in Shepparton @ 12.30pm sharp for a FREE 1hr lunch/listen/learn event, "You can live Life! despite HIV! But we must not be complacent - HIV is no fun.” Phone 0437 134 625 for details :)

Black socks with sneakers!? What have I DONE!? :/

Just saw "Source Code" (which was awesome!) & arrived home in our drive-way 30 seconds b4 a huge car CRASH out the front (*BANG!!*), OMG! :S

Off 2 "BUILD AN UNDERSTANDING OF LIVING WITH HIV AIDS" 2nite with EAST SHEPPARTON ROTARY & PLWHA VIC...looking 4 a date (or 4) - wanna come?

Just downloaded the list of 305 signatures...MOST r from 'Murray' = YEAH! Pls sign the petition if u haven't already @ http://bit.ly/iXMoHM ...&/or come 2 the Shepparton Marketplace on 17 May [IDAHO (International Day Against HOmophobia)] & sign the hard-copy :)

Glen20 is coming home with me! :)) xx

We're off 2 the GV Hotel 4 dinner @ 6pm ($14 pasta night) b4 meeting with parents&friends @ 730pm (PFLAG Greater Shepparton) - all welcome!

Dees vs. Bombers @ MCG on Fri night 3 June = I'm there!! :))

OMG, is Jamie Durie on his knees!? :S lol

We r all going 10 pin bowling 2nite @ Star Bowl in Shepparton @ 7pm & we'd like U 2 join us! GLBTIQ-peops & Allies/friends welcome! C u @ 7!

If any1 has a recent copy of "Woman's Day" @ home, could you pls advise the contact phone number &/or email address for 'customer service'?!

Open my mouth, pass my gums, look out tummy, here they come!! (Gluten free sausage rolls x 3 = 300g for dinner, yummmm!)

I've decided I'm giving my brand new Melbourne Demons mini football 2 my "dogs" 2 "chew" 'cos we don't yet have a "son" 2 "play" with it! :D

I'm walking 10km on Sun 5 Jun for ppl living with MS - would u pls donate $10 to match my 10km @ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei? Thank u 4 ur support!

Help Robbie&Allen2become the 1st same-sex couple2win a national wedding contest - pls visit www.ultimateweddingcontest.com/entry/104050 NOW, click on 'Vote for this entry' then 'Login using Facebook' for your vote2Bcounted :)

WTF is with Beatrice's "hat"!? OMG, LOL! :D

"Thanks, Lorraine, for saving our dogs - I hope the 6 bottles of wine covers the cost of the damage our dogs did to ur backyard in a mere 48hrs!" :| lol :D xx

In honour of 'the royal wedding', use your 'guest' name this week. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents' names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, then "of" followed by the name of the street you grew up on. Cut and paste it into your status. :) Sincerely, Lady Leslie Woofie of Mangana :P

Almost got 300 signatures...but we need LOTS more! Pls sign petition @ www.ucce.org.au if u live in-or-near Shep (& ask ppl do the same). :)

Who can recommend the best tasting Sav. Blanc for me, pls, so I can give a bottle (or perhaps a case, lol) 2 the gal who found our puppies!?

Just ordered 'Never Lost Pet Tags' (shaped like doggy bones) from www.bowwow.com.au in case our darling babies ever go missing again! :) xxx

Does anyone know what K. D. Lang's new CD is called, please? My Mum wants it for Mother's Day & I have NO IDEA what it is called!? :/ Cheers

"Hi, my name is Jane*, I'm calling to report someone 4 saying 'That's so gay'...can I speak to Damien please?" LOVES IT!! :D

Puppies found!! :))

Only 1 ticket left 4 Kylie Minogue (Tue nite 14 Jun@$153) - who wants it? :) Prefer if u live down Frankston way&can travel with my Mum pls.

Elizabeth T. & Liza M. still gone! :( Pls re-post this as ur status, "2 black/brown dogs missing in Shepparton: pls SMS Damien 0418 511 562"

Live in (or know ppl in) Shepparton? Pls re-post this as ur status, "2 black/brown dogs missing - pls SMS 0418 511 562, thank you" :((

Elizabeth T. & Liza M. r missing! :( Pls re-post this as ur status, "2 black/brown dogs missing in Shepparton - pls SMS Damien 0418 511 562"

Does anyone have Shepparton's Ranger's (Stacey's?) phone number please? :D

Happy Easter everyone! (FYI, dark chocolate [gluten free] is my fave - hint hint! :P)

Only 2 x tix left 4 Kylie Minogue on Tue night 14 Jun in Melb @ $153ea - who wants 1? :)

Oooooo...I'm on TV (Southern Cross 10) :))

At Synergy Gallery (Northcote) this arvo checkin' out the "Fusion" art exhibit - come check it out! :))

The Govt. banning smoking in private homes/apartments? Bring it! :)

Tix to "The Hangover: Part 2" Village Cinema "Relay for Life" fundraiser event (26/5) r hot off the press (thanks to Camera House) - want 1?

Sooooooooo addicted to "Mount Franklin Lightly Sparkling", mmmmmm :)) Time to watch a DVD now, "It's Complicated" :))

Pls sign petition @ www.ucce.org.au if u live in Shep/Echuca/Boort/Bridgewater/Cobram/Inglewood/Ky/Numurkah/PyramidHill/Rochy/Tat/Yarrawonga

Eating the WHOLE block of "70% Dark Premium Organic Fairtrade Chocolate" 2NIGHT is wise! Then it's "all gone" & I can start my diet 2moro :D

"My Physician's say smoking relaxes the throat." "They're idiots". "They've all been Knighted!" "Makes it official then." :D

Watching "The King's Speech" :))

Keen 2 c "The Hangover 2" ASAP? Pls come c it opening night & support Relay for Life's Cancer cause - tix r $20ea (inc. supper/door prizes)!

After brunch @ The Lemon Tree 2moro me thinks we might go c "Hop" @ Village 4 Cinema, Shepparton :) "Happy Easter, everyone!"

What should we have for dinner? (No smartie-pants responses like KFC or McDonald's, please! :P)

Please check out my story (if you haven't done so already) @ www.stayingnegative.net.au/previous-stories/story/damien/ :)

OMG, Christopher!! Walking out of the dark cinema doing ur zip up after our 3yr anniversary dinner/date AIN'T a good look, lol!! :P

OMG, $7.70 for large fries, 6 nuggets AND a bottle of water OR $7.80 for large fries & 6 nuggets ONLY - 10c EXTRA when you buy LESS? WTF? :|

Last nite we reached 250 signatures - YEAH! Pls sign the petition now if ur in/near Shepp & support same-sex marriage @ www.ucce.org.au :)

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At Pajama Party, "Where's your Pajamas?" "I don't wear any!" *blush* TMI, young person, LOL! :|

"SLEEP WITH ME" on a t-shirt? :| Direct, much!? :| LOL! Tsk, tsk, tsk! :D

"No more cologne, dude...ur marinating in it," LOL! :D God love young peeps! :))

"Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaaain!" :D

"Don't just stand there...come & dance...what kind of a gay r u?" LOL! :D

Live in-or-near Shepp & 'for' same-sex marriage? Pls sign the petition @ www.ucce.org.au :) Thanks in advance :) We need 1,000 ppl by 30/4!

Chris & my 3 year anniversary tomorrow, yay yay yay! :) xx

TV interview with Southern Cross 10 complete. Airs next Tue 19 @ 6:30pm once Sharman Stone has had her say. Sign petition @ www.ucce.org.au

Live in-or-near Shep? :) Want a hard-copy petition (re: same-sex marriage) u can print/take 2 work/school 2 get ur friends/family 2 sign? :)

Live in-or-near Greater Shepparton? Please visit http://www.ucce.org.au and sign the same-sex marriage petition :)) Thanks in advance! :))

Any1 live down Frankston/Cranbourne way, got a spare $150 & wanna travel with my Mum to meet us @ Kylie's concert on Tue night 14 June? :) x

AMEX balance = $0.00 = woohoo! :) Now, what can I buy? :P LOL! (P.S. Don't tell Chris...he'll want a wide screen TV or a pony or something!)

I'm sipping coffee(& making this my status4all the ppl who stand round the watercooler,"I'm not on FB...who wants2know wot sum1had4breaky?")

Eating an egg on gluten-free toast for breaky while looking over my 'script' for my MC duties tonight @ a wonderfully special wedding :)

"May your happiness together grow deeper, your friendship grow stronger, and your romance sweeter through all the days & years of your life"

I don't u/stand why people r against gay marriage, their argument being it will destroy the fabric of society! Seriously, as if a gay would destroy fabric! :P

Just confirmed "The Hangover: Part II" on Thu 26 May @ 7pm 4 our next "Relay for Life" fundraiser, $20pp, woohoo! :))

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My Mum just got her bounce back... "Congrats on getting a new job merchandising for B-B-B-B Berocca, Mum!" xx

"Even in a pile of rubbish, castaway by the roadside, a lotus there can bloom, of sweet scent and pleasing the soul."

Yay, our projector is fixed & working again! $480 = cost of new globe! 4 days = time globe took 2 reset! Chris happy again = priceless! :D x

Live near Shepp? Please sign the petition @ www.change.org/petitions/greater-sheppartonians-please-show-your-support-for-same-sex-marriage

Live in Murray (Shep/Echuca/Boort/Bridgewater/Cobram/Inglewood/Ky/Numurkah/PyramidHill/Rochy/Tat/Yarrawonga)? Visit www.tinyurl.com/3uen44k

Zooper Doopers are yum! 4.5 down, 2.5 to go! :P Current flavour: bubble gum, nom nom nom! :D

Friends in-&-around Shepp, pls take 30 sec. now2email s.stone.mp@aph.gov.au (inc. ur name&postcode) & voice ur support4same-sex marriage(&ask ur friends/family2do the same)

is NOT HAPPY...just received $300 fine & 3 demerit point deduction 4 "careless driving" (car accident 9/1/2011) - we'll see about that!!

goes swimming @ 8.00pm 4 a reason - the pool is pretty much empty, so "Get out of my lane, Jiminy (cricket)! You scared the crap out of me!"

is cooking gluten free chicken spaghetti with organic tomato&basil pasta sauce for tea, yum (& is posting this status update for Pammy)! :D

Does anyone know with 100% certainty when the Mardi Gras Parade will be for 2012 please? :)

Numurkah soccer club needs more players, so I'm told - just putting this message out there to help the team :) Pls let me know if ur keen!?

"Old Macdonald had a farm, E I E I O!" :D

Pls listen 2 this morning's radio interview @ www.abc.net.au/local/audio/2011/03/25/3173565.htm?site=shepparton :))

Pls listen 2 this morning's radio interview @ www.abc.net.au/local/audio/2011/03/25/3173565.htm?site=shepparton :))

Pls listen 2 this morning's radio interview @ www.abc.net.au/local/audio/2011/03/25/3173565.htm?site=shepparton :))

Pls listen 2 this morning's radio interview @ www.abc.net.au/local/audio/2011/03/25/3173565.htm?site=shepparton :))

thinks if HE has 2 b up @ the crack of dawn 2 do the 'Conversation Corner' on 97.7FM (ABC Goulburn Murray) @ 7.10-7.30am, so should YOU!! :P

is off 2 the FREE "Men’s Sexual Health - a Rural Perspective" seminar 2moro in Benalla (9.15am - 3.45pm) & reckons y'all should come too! :)

Gluten-free savoury pancakes 4 dinner, yum! :))

will b up@6am(yuk!)2jump on the7am sharp Shepp2Daylesford minibus(2march in the ChillOut Street Parade@10.30am&attend Carnival) - c u there!

just got an email from Network Ten re: doing a story on doing a story on "homophobia in rural and regional Australia" for "6pm with George Negus" :))

Can any1 recommend a nice restaurant 2 go 2 4 dinner in Syd near the State Theatre about 8.45pm pls? :))

Who's gonna pick Chris, Ryan & I up from Sydney Airport & take us to Aaron's Hotel (please), Ultimo Rd, not far from the State Theatre? :D

Bed soon me thinks - off 2 Sydney 2morrow/Friday 2 see Chelsea Handler LIVE (http://ping.fm/lM4UL), yay! :)

Taking a quick trip to Bendigo & back this evening to share dinner with my gran - God love her! :) xx Then, work 2moro b4 Sydney Thu/Fri :)

normally uses Andrew's Airport Parking but wonders if there's somewhere better/cheaper 4 short-term parking (i.e. this Thu 10am - Fri 4pm)?!

REALLY thinks EVERY1 should spare 4.5 min. 2 listen 2 this awesome FOX FM excerpt re: same-sex marriage @ www.gvpride.org/files/memo.m4a :))

"The wheels on the bus go round & round" :D

Off 2 Mardi Gras Parade we go! :D

"The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep ... all day long!"

found a dead Sparrow under his bed this morning, "Naughty Phantom (of the opera)"!! :|

is on the road 2 Syd 4 the Mardi Gras Parade! :))

will b on the "Priscilla: Queen of Shepparton" mini-bus this time 2moro morn taking 8 pax 2 Syd 4 the Mardi Gras Parade, woohoo!! :))

is off 2 Sydney 4 the Mardi Gras Parade this w/e & can't wait!! :)) Roadtrip!! :))

feels VERY guilty! I just ruined a web that I know a spider took over 3hrs 2 spin! :((

is off2Syd4theMardiGrasParade this Fri/Sat/Sun&needsYOU@4.00pm2day if u wanna b in the photo/paper wif our "Priscilla:QueenOfShepp"mini-bus!

has 2 spare tix 2 c "Hairpsray" on Sat 12 March ($150pp = return-bus-trip[Shepp2Melb]+morning tea+stop@Southbank 4 lunch) - pls RSVP now! :)

has decided preservative 220 is nasty & will no longer be put inside this little black duck'

wonders how the SAME restaurant can charge $16.90 @ lunch, $10.90 between 5-7pm, & $21.90 after 7pm for the SAME meal? :|

& Chris r off 2 Whitewater World & Dreamworld, woohoo! Look out - here we come! :))

loved dinner @ "Four Winds" revolving restaurant (but is seriously experiencing motion sickness :| lol)

(screwed up his nose @ the thought, but then) thoroughly enjoyed his pear, rocket & cannellini bean salad :))

will definitely b on ABC Goulburn Murray local radio 2moro morn with Joseph Thomsen @ 9am re: the petition(s) opposing same-sex marriage :))

wonders which ONE theme park you'd go 2 in QLD, if u had 2 choose?! :))

can't believe what I just saw = a woman was given a bun with onion ONLY, when she asked 4 a Hamburger with onion only @ McDs :|

is but a stone's throw away from smellin' that jet-fuel ... QLD here we come!! :))

hasn't yet received the call 2 do his radio interview - maybe same-sex marriage is no longer being opposed & the laws changed over night & I'm yet to find out!? :D

will be on ABC local radio 2moro morning 2 chat about the petition(s) opposing same-sex marriage :)

loves prank calls (especially when I get compliments about my speedos & questions about my sex life)! :D

OMG, "Black Swan" is pure brilliance!!

& Chris Todd r off 2 c "Black Swan" b4 sharing dinner for their 2 year 10 month anniversary! :))

"Geez, ya poor thing, ur face is so sunburnt," says Damien, to the McDonald's girl. "No, it's blush," she says. LOL! Woopsie! :D

is listening 2 JOY 94.9 LIVE online (& u can 2 @ http://ping.fm/HUYWm) Tune in Sunday 4 the "SHADEs of JOY" Shepparton broadcast

cooked chicken casserole 4 dinner & we liked it! :))

has been locked out of his house 2 days in a row(!) in his jimjams, whilst moving his car so Chris can get his out, 2 go 2 work! Hmmmm... :(

wonders if any1 else's broadband Internet @ home in Shepparton is AWOL!? :(

thinks his GPS has gone Gaga (& not in the good "Lady" way) :P

will be swiMSwiMSwimming in exactly 72hrs time - pls donate 2 the cause @ www.events.megaswim.com/?damienstevens :))

is happy that Greater Shepparton's Victoria Police GLLO (Annie Clarke) is marching this Sunday @ Pride March Victoria :))

REALLY needs a favour if u live in/near SUNBURY - pls let me know ASAP & I'll call you :))

wonders if anyone else's pussy cat is eating ridiculous amounts of food so far this year!? :|

has FREE 2011 Staying Negative Calendars for GV Pride members (see http://ping.fm/dauX7) - grab urs now!

OMG, 40 degrees 2moro in Shepparton?! :( Yukky poo poos! :(

would like 2 apologize 2 evry1 on FB who's been tryin 2 chat 2 me on FB chat ova the last month; I neva use it but it's been loggin me in :(

is off 2 finish mowing the lawns now the weather has 'slightly' cooled down :|

is now using Seesmic Desktop 2, to update all social networking site status updates at once - let's see how this goes! :D

will be exhausted this time next Sunday after swimming in the 24hr MegaSwim - pls support MS @ http://ping.fm/EID8z :)

is doing his 1st aid refresher course tomorrow, woohoo! :) Doctors & Doctors, here we come! :P

is working @ UCCE today :)