If any1 has a recent copy of "Woman's Day" @ home, could you pls advise the contact phone number &/or email address for 'customer service'?!

Open my mouth, pass my gums, look out tummy, here they come!! (Gluten free sausage rolls x 3 = 300g for dinner, yummmm!)

I've decided I'm giving my brand new Melbourne Demons mini football 2 my "dogs" 2 "chew" 'cos we don't yet have a "son" 2 "play" with it! :D

I'm walking 10km on Sun 5 Jun for ppl living with MS - would u pls donate $10 to match my 10km @ http://bit.ly/izo7Ei? Thank u 4 ur support!

Help Robbie&Allen2become the 1st same-sex couple2win a national wedding contest - pls visit www.ultimateweddingcontest.com/entry/104050 NOW, click on 'Vote for this entry' then 'Login using Facebook' for your vote2Bcounted :)

WTF is with Beatrice's "hat"!? OMG, LOL! :D

"Thanks, Lorraine, for saving our dogs - I hope the 6 bottles of wine covers the cost of the damage our dogs did to ur backyard in a mere 48hrs!" :| lol :D xx

In honour of 'the royal wedding', use your 'guest' name this week. Start with either Lord or Lady. Your first name is one of your grandparents' names. Your surname is the name of your first pet, then "of" followed by the name of the street you grew up on. Cut and paste it into your status. :) Sincerely, Lady Leslie Woofie of Mangana :P

Almost got 300 signatures...but we need LOTS more! Pls sign petition @ www.ucce.org.au if u live in-or-near Shep (& ask ppl do the same). :)

Who can recommend the best tasting Sav. Blanc for me, pls, so I can give a bottle (or perhaps a case, lol) 2 the gal who found our puppies!?

Just ordered 'Never Lost Pet Tags' (shaped like doggy bones) from www.bowwow.com.au in case our darling babies ever go missing again! :) xxx

Does anyone know what K. D. Lang's new CD is called, please? My Mum wants it for Mother's Day & I have NO IDEA what it is called!? :/ Cheers

"Hi, my name is Jane*, I'm calling to report someone 4 saying 'That's so gay'...can I speak to Damien please?" LOVES IT!! :D

Puppies found!! :))

Only 1 ticket left 4 Kylie Minogue (Tue nite 14 Jun@$153) - who wants it? :) Prefer if u live down Frankston way&can travel with my Mum pls.

Elizabeth T. & Liza M. still gone! :( Pls re-post this as ur status, "2 black/brown dogs missing in Shepparton: pls SMS Damien 0418 511 562"

Live in (or know ppl in) Shepparton? Pls re-post this as ur status, "2 black/brown dogs missing - pls SMS 0418 511 562, thank you" :((

Elizabeth T. & Liza M. r missing! :( Pls re-post this as ur status, "2 black/brown dogs missing in Shepparton - pls SMS Damien 0418 511 562"

Does anyone have Shepparton's Ranger's (Stacey's?) phone number please? :D

Happy Easter everyone! (FYI, dark chocolate [gluten free] is my fave - hint hint! :P)

Only 2 x tix left 4 Kylie Minogue on Tue night 14 Jun in Melb @ $153ea - who wants 1? :)

Oooooo...I'm on TV (Southern Cross 10) :))

At Synergy Gallery (Northcote) this arvo checkin' out the "Fusion" art exhibit - come check it out! :))

The Govt. banning smoking in private homes/apartments? Bring it! :)

Tix to "The Hangover: Part 2" Village Cinema "Relay for Life" fundraiser event (26/5) r hot off the press (thanks to Camera House) - want 1?

Sooooooooo addicted to "Mount Franklin Lightly Sparkling", mmmmmm :)) Time to watch a DVD now, "It's Complicated" :))

Pls sign petition @ www.ucce.org.au if u live in Shep/Echuca/Boort/Bridgewater/Cobram/Inglewood/Ky/Numurkah/PyramidHill/Rochy/Tat/Yarrawonga

Eating the WHOLE block of "70% Dark Premium Organic Fairtrade Chocolate" 2NIGHT is wise! Then it's "all gone" & I can start my diet 2moro :D

"My Physician's say smoking relaxes the throat." "They're idiots". "They've all been Knighted!" "Makes it official then." :D

Watching "The King's Speech" :))

Keen 2 c "The Hangover 2" ASAP? Pls come c it opening night & support Relay for Life's Cancer cause - tix r $20ea (inc. supper/door prizes)!

After brunch @ The Lemon Tree 2moro me thinks we might go c "Hop" @ Village 4 Cinema, Shepparton :) "Happy Easter, everyone!"

What should we have for dinner? (No smartie-pants responses like KFC or McDonald's, please! :P)

Please check out my story (if you haven't done so already) @ www.stayingnegative.net.au/previous-stories/story/damien/ :)

OMG, Christopher!! Walking out of the dark cinema doing ur zip up after our 3yr anniversary dinner/date AIN'T a good look, lol!! :P

OMG, $7.70 for large fries, 6 nuggets AND a bottle of water OR $7.80 for large fries & 6 nuggets ONLY - 10c EXTRA when you buy LESS? WTF? :|

Last nite we reached 250 signatures - YEAH! Pls sign the petition now if ur in/near Shepp & support same-sex marriage @ www.ucce.org.au :)

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At Pajama Party, "Where's your Pajamas?" "I don't wear any!" *blush* TMI, young person, LOL! :|

"SLEEP WITH ME" on a t-shirt? :| Direct, much!? :| LOL! Tsk, tsk, tsk! :D

"No more cologne, dude...ur marinating in it," LOL! :D God love young peeps! :))

"Let's do the Time Warp agaaaaaain!" :D

"Don't just stand there...come & dance...what kind of a gay r u?" LOL! :D

Live in-or-near Shepp & 'for' same-sex marriage? Pls sign the petition @ www.ucce.org.au :) Thanks in advance :) We need 1,000 ppl by 30/4!

Chris & my 3 year anniversary tomorrow, yay yay yay! :) xx

TV interview with Southern Cross 10 complete. Airs next Tue 19 @ 6:30pm once Sharman Stone has had her say. Sign petition @ www.ucce.org.au

Live in-or-near Shep? :) Want a hard-copy petition (re: same-sex marriage) u can print/take 2 work/school 2 get ur friends/family 2 sign? :)

Live in-or-near Greater Shepparton? Please visit http://www.ucce.org.au and sign the same-sex marriage petition :)) Thanks in advance! :))

Any1 live down Frankston/Cranbourne way, got a spare $150 & wanna travel with my Mum to meet us @ Kylie's concert on Tue night 14 June? :) x

AMEX balance = $0.00 = woohoo! :) Now, what can I buy? :P LOL! (P.S. Don't tell Chris...he'll want a wide screen TV or a pony or something!)

I'm sipping coffee(& making this my status4all the ppl who stand round the watercooler,"I'm not on FB...who wants2know wot sum1had4breaky?")

Eating an egg on gluten-free toast for breaky while looking over my 'script' for my MC duties tonight @ a wonderfully special wedding :)

"May your happiness together grow deeper, your friendship grow stronger, and your romance sweeter through all the days & years of your life"

I don't u/stand why people r against gay marriage, their argument being it will destroy the fabric of society! Seriously, as if a gay would destroy fabric! :P

Just confirmed "The Hangover: Part II" on Thu 26 May @ 7pm 4 our next "Relay for Life" fundraiser, $20pp, woohoo! :))

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My Mum just got her bounce back... "Congrats on getting a new job merchandising for B-B-B-B Berocca, Mum!" xx

"Even in a pile of rubbish, castaway by the roadside, a lotus there can bloom, of sweet scent and pleasing the soul."

Yay, our projector is fixed & working again! $480 = cost of new globe! 4 days = time globe took 2 reset! Chris happy again = priceless! :D x

Live near Shepp? Please sign the petition @ www.change.org/petitions/greater-sheppartonians-please-show-your-support-for-same-sex-marriage

Live in Murray (Shep/Echuca/Boort/Bridgewater/Cobram/Inglewood/Ky/Numurkah/PyramidHill/Rochy/Tat/Yarrawonga)? Visit www.tinyurl.com/3uen44k

Zooper Doopers are yum! 4.5 down, 2.5 to go! :P Current flavour: bubble gum, nom nom nom! :D

Friends in-&-around Shepp, pls take 30 sec. now2email s.stone.mp@aph.gov.au (inc. ur name&postcode) & voice ur support4same-sex marriage(&ask ur friends/family2do the same)