We need YOU (if ur GLBTI-friendly) 2moro morn pls @ 10am @ Shep. Info Centre - get ur face on Week Nights TV show! Every1 welcome! :)

$15 steak night @ the GV Hotel 2nite @ 6.30pm, nom nom nom - please join us...there's room on our table 4 every1! :)

We'll be proudly marching (groups 29-33) this weekend in Pride March Victoria: Join Greater Shepparton's groups on Sun 5 Feb - please rock up & march with us! :)

Happy Australia Day everyone! :) Have a super special time & stay safe! :)

$250 so far! Pls help me raise $1000! I'm doing the 24 Hr Mega Swim 2 support ppl living with MS - donate @ http://bit.ly/rPIEZ6 :)

Confucius say: "Why peepol ahrays quote me wis bad stereotype voice? I have feering, too."

A traffic-jam @ 12.30am!? :/ Eff off! :( Do your roadworks on someone else's 3hr drive home from Geelong, please! :|

On my way 2 Geelong (Cremorne Hotel, Newtown) 4 a 50th b/day party @ 7.30pm - can any1 recommend a nice place I can grab a meal from b4hand?

25% of the way there ($250 of $1,000) - thanx, every1! :) Pls support ppl living with MS - sponsor me in the 24Hr Mega Swim @ http://events.megaswim.com/?damien :)

Pls sponsor me in the 24 Hr MS Mega Swim @ http://ping.fm/s2r5j :) $210 of my $1,000 goal raised so far - thanks, every1 :)

$210 of my $1,000 goal raised so far - thanks, every1 :) Pls sponsor me in the 24 Hr MS Mega Swim @ http://ping.fm/s2r5j :)

LOL@the little dead mouse on Cris' car bonnet! What a lovely morning gift from Phantom(of the Opera)...her 1 per week catch-rate remains! :D

Woop, woop! :) $200 of my $1,000 goal reached so far! Pls sponsor me in the 24hr MS Mega Swim 2 help people living with MS @ http://ping.fm/kzytc :)

$175 of my $1,000 goal now raised! Pls sponsor me in the 24hr MS Mega Swim (or swim with me!) @ http://ping.fm/RHVCZ :)

Raised $135 (so far) of my $1,000 goal - pls sponsor me in the 24 hr MS Mega Swim 2 help ppl living with MS! :) http://ping.fm/PXw9y

Please donate some $$$ to support people living with MS @ http://ping.fm/Y0hk8 OR swim/float/splash with me on March 16/17!

LOL! Cris just said, "Thank you" to Siri & she said, "I live to serve." Ha ha ha :D

Off to Midsumma Carnival we go... :) 13 'lucky' people on the mini-bus, woop woop! :) C u there :)

26 pax on the Mardi Gras luxury coach trip now - woot, woot! :))

I'm doing the MS Mega Swim 2 raise $1,000.00 for people living with MS - pls make a tax deductible donation (or join & swim with me)!

This Darrell Lea chocolate-covered Christmas Walnut Roll (Log) looks like a big poo poo ... but it sure doesn't taste like it! :D

My dear, 85yr old Gran is sitting under her carport with the fire brigade (in uniform!) 'cos she left the gas (stove) 'on' all night, oops! :)

*giggles* @ seeing "12/1" written in blue texta on the milk in our fridge = bless Cris' little cotton socks, implementing 'food safety' standards @ home! :D xx

We raised $1,500.00 during AIDS Awareness Week in Dec 2011 - I'

Who WOULDN'T know what GLBTIQA meant if you saw it in a newspaper, magazine or on TV? :)

Off 2 c "We Bought A Zoo" 2nite - preview looks good @ http://ping.fm/0PILJ :)

Please add "DiversityProject Shepparton" as a friend on Facebook @ http://ping.fm/uC47r :)

Raised $110 of my $1,000 goal so far! Pls donate (or swim with me Mar 16/17) - help ppl with MS (esp. my Mum)! http://ping.fm/UsT6p

Leftovers (not ours!) in our house/fridge from Cris' party = 4 x beers, 2L x apple juice & a blue Coles enviro-bag...

4 x big dead fish in Victoria Lake!? Poisoned!? Too hot?! Thrown back 'cos too small?! Either way, it's a worry! :/ Poor fishy wishys :(( xx

Pls 'Like' this status if u live in Shepp & like 2 swim...then I'll hit u up 2 swim with me on March 16-17! :P http://ping.fm/zVelX

23 of us are off 2 Mardi Gras come March 2-5 ... & there's room 4 u 2! Luxury coach+accomm+breaky=$525pp ... book now! :)

Oooooo ... another 2 donations just now - thanks, boys (Adrian & Mohamed)! :) xx http://ping.fm/yM1Ce

Pls swim with me on March 16-17 2 help raise $$ for people living with MS (or make a donation) @ http://ping.fm/tJ0co :)

Nawwww...I just got my 1st donation ($25) from my manager @ work 4 the MS MegaSwim - that's so nice! http://ping.fm/vlek0

Got a very positive, "inclusive" response from Escape Travel (Shepparton) re: helping us get flights 2 India 2 make babies! Ace! :)

Gluten-free pretzels, nom nom nom :) Salty... :) Mmmmmm... :)

Hmmm...completing passport app. form so we can make babies in India - only thing they don't wanna know is my shoe size! :|

I think I need a personal assistant...and then a personal assistant for my personal assistant! Agh! Too much to do! :/

Pls add Shepparton's newest Festival (OUTintheOPEN) as a friend on FB @ www.facebook.com/outintheopenshepparton

Gee, my money goes quick! Feel free 2 deposit any spare $$$ u have in2 my bank account, please, folks, thanks :P

Really grateful 4 the investment that's been made in making Victoria Lake (Shepparton) look, feel & 'be' an amazing place 2 relax around :))

If u missed out last Nov 8 (radio chat re: suicide), check it out @ http://ping.fm/dv3Bd (click the headphones)

No matter HOW many times you push that predestrian-light-button, SIR, I ASSURE you it ain't gonna happen ANY faster! :|

Pls join me on March 16-17 &/or help raise funds by donating to the MS Society or doing the MegaSwim with me @ http://ping.fm/wyk8g :)

Happy Birthday to u, Happy Birthday to u, Happy Birthday dear Cristopher, Happy Birthday to u! :) Loads of love, Damien :) xx

I'm appalled! A Mum emailed me...her daughter's teacher "knew better" & assured the class during sex-ed, "11% can't be right; only 1.1% of the population is gay"!

Fantastic Delites Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar rice snacks are THE tastiest savoury treats - I'm addicted! <- No, I didn't get paid, lol :D

Hmmmm...Woolies used 2 weigh EVERY item when I went through a self-serve register & now they don't! :( Easier 2 make mistakes :/

Awesome!! Received 2nd bill since getting solar panels installed = our bills have gone from $200.00DR to -$85.00CR, woohoo! :)

Every time I see an ad asking me to give blood it continues 2 upset me that they don't want mine 'cos I'm getting jiggy with Cris! :(

Seriously, just saw 1 car with 4 dudes in it take 4 attempts 2 park @ fuel bowser on correct side of car! Conclusion: 1 of 4 had a brain! :D

Cris is cooking yummy Singapore Stir-fried Noodles 4 dinner & they smell sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good! :) xx

If ur a keen swimmer please join me on March 16-17 &/or help raise funds for MS @ http://ping.fm/wyk8g :)

Gluten-free chocolate brownies all gone... :((((((((((((((((((((( ...it's a sad, dark day in our household! :P LOL!

Okay, so I've been "on hold" now for 41 min 20 sec ... perhaps this company is closed on NYD & they didn't switch their phone system to "away"!? :/

Okay, so I've been "on hold"

Australia's First Exclusive Online Mattress Retailer is giving away $4,500 worth of prizes - join me in the Revolution @ http://tinyurl.com/7xbpye6/3407

Nawwww...some of these are soooooo cute - some brilliant ideas @ http://tinyurl.com/cf46wde/3407 :)

Cris has been doing "Wii" since he woke up! :) Too many "fluids" (& food) in 2011!? Both of us getting fit & healthy in 2012! :)

Gluten-free bacon & eggs 4 breaky = inhalation complete! ?D Yay 4 being able 2 do that @ 11am on a Monday! :) Boo 4 'back 2 work' 2moro! :(

Finding it VERY hard not 2 scoff the whole 2 x tubs of chocolate fudge-pistachio slice I got for Christmas, nom nom nom! :S :D