Pls support Cris' new Tupperware business = send me ur postal address & I'll post u 5 'specials' catalogues 2 share with family members/friends!

Friends, my goal is to raise $500 & awareness around poverty as I "Live Below The Line" (live on $2 per day for 5 days) ... please sponsor me @ http://ping.fm/cHL1t

LOVE Tupperware? Cris has 170 spare catalogues (oops, lol) - pls send me ur postal addy so I can post u 5 to share with friends/family :)

I'm living on $2 per day for 5 days to raise $$ & to fight extreme poverty - pls donate @ www.livebelowtheline.com/me/damien :)

Ok, so now I'm a wee bit DESPERATE! :| Fancy a trip 2 Bendigo this w/e? :) Gorgeous townhouse available = $60pp, per night :) Pls grab a bed & save me paying $600+ for a townhouse I'm not gonna use! :/

Still got some BQFF 5-session-film passes ($50) & accommodation ($60 per night) available for this w/e - first in, best dressed :)

Please 'Like' my super-special partner's new Page @ www.facebook.com/TupperwareCris :) Get your Tupperware HERE! :D

Based in Shepparton & want something from www.rainbowwarehouse.com.au? Let us know - we're placing an order 2moro :)

Meeting with 98.5 One FM this Thu @ 4pm 2 confirm my time-slot 4 a weekly show about diversity (etc) - name it 4 me, folks!? :)

Wherever u r Phantom (of the Opera), I hope ur new owner loves u as much as I do (or that ur resting peacefully) xx :(

Piglet: How do you spell love? Pooh: You don't spell it. You feel it. :) <3 xx

21 or under? Get dressed & get down to 156 Wellington St Collingwood 4 Minus18's same sex formal 2nite from 5pm; I've got a free ticket4YOU!

We're hosting an info stall & FREE Happy Snaps Photobooth this morn from 10 'til 2 @ the Lake 4 Youth Week - come on down! :)

Ok, so we've ended up with 3 spare tix 2 Minus18's Same Sex Formal (Sat 14 April) - which lucky Sheppartonian's want 'em? :)

If ur available this Sun @ 11am pls join us in Shepp 4 a FREE LUNCH & Focus Group for same-sex attracted parents living outside Melbourne :)

That WHOLE chocolate Easter bunny just jumped down my throat in2 my tummy - naughty bunny! :D

Nawwwww...Cris' 4yr anniversary card 2 me says, "...I thank my lucky stars I found you" with 2 teddies cuddling! :) Adorable! :) *teary* xx

HAPPY EASTER, FRIENDS! :) I HOPE THE EASTER BUNNY POOPED ALL OVER YOU WITH CHOCOLATE, LOVE, FUN & FAMILY! :) <3

Chinese Massage booked 11.30am, 'Neck, Shoulders, Back & Legs' for $50 @ Tai Chi (Bendigo)...OMG, I need it & deserve it! Happy Easter me :)

How can u say on TV that Easter needs to b about sharing the prosperity after u've just spent $48,000 sending out 80,000 items of hate mail?

REALLY need 2 pay balance of accom. for 12 ppl for 2 nites 2 attend Bendigo Queer Film Festival (Fri/Sat 20/21 Apr @ $120pp total) Who's in?

Aromatic Asian style salad for dinner ... now off to the pool to swim a kilometre :)

"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born." ~ Elayne Boosler

"74% of GLBT respondents in QLD(!) usually/occasionally hid their sexuality/gender identity in public,for fear of abuse" No shit! :/ Katter!

Lots of talk here about 'momentum' & 'juices', lol :D Let's all take our copies of 'Private Lives 2', sit in a corner, read it...then SHARE!

"87% of Australia know about Beyond Blue. I am confident we can use the findings from 'Private Lives 2' to educate everyone" Jeff Kennett :)

HEY Grant funding for St. Kilda, Grampians, Y-Gender, Brimbank, Mildura, South Gippsland & CMYI! Awesome! :) Congrats! Let the work begin :)

Off 2 the GV Hotel 4 dinner @ 6pm = $15 pasta night (yum!) b4 attending "PFLAG Greater Shepparton" @ 730pm - join us! :)

Will ring the pound 2moro in the hope Phantom (of the Opera) has been found :) If not, maybe she's gone 2 pussy heaven :( Hope no1 hurt her.